Today at Work I Made a Social Media Rap

This is a transcript from a Gchat conversation* between me and Emmy. It pretty much sums up how we spent our summer internships.

Ian: p,.s. i just tweeted

  lol

  AHAHHAHAH

  i was reading some article about ti and it inspired me to

  get my T on

2:19 PM me: i get my tweet on

  all day long

  haha

 Ian: haha

  i feel liek we have a new rap song in the making

 me: it's huge in my possee

 Ian: " i get my tweet on while carrying my carry-on"

  "i get my tweet on at the hair salon"

  "i get my tweet on while eating wong tongs"

2:20 PM me: i get my tweet on with don juan

 Ian: i get my tweet on when the lights go on

  i get my tweet on while watching billy boy thorTON

 me: i get my tweet on in jamaica, mon

 Ian: AHAH yessss

2:21 PM bill bob* btw

 me: i get my tweet on makin lists of pro and con

 Ian: ig et my tweet on while sleeping on a futton

 me: i get my tweet on sipping that bopurbon

2:22 PM Ian: hahahahah

  in addition to don perrion

 me: one of my bosses jsut called me over and i got kind of nervous that she was watching me gchat rampantly, but it was actually because she had desserts

  haha

 Ian: ahahahahah

2:23 PM i get my tweet on when my boss is long gone

 me: i get my tweet on while monitoring enron

 Ian: AAAAHaah

2:24 PM me: i get my tweet on pencilin in scantron

 Ian: we must record these some where

 me: thank god gchats never disappear

 Ian: the end can be

  "you don't get your tweet on bc u is just a moron"

2:25 PM me: YES

  let's keep brainstorming now

 Ian: this has youtube hit written all overi t

 me: and then when i have an awakward window of free time

  i will make i rain

 Ian: ahahahahh

  i get my tweet on with boy genuius jimmy neutron

2:26 PM i get my tweet on when i feel negative and need some protons

  (etc)

  haha

2:28 PM me: i get my tweet on at bistro citron

2:29 PM Ian: idk why we r so alcoholic but...i get my tweet on..hey lil' jon pass the patron

2:30 PM i get my tweet on when my allergies act up and i take clarion

 me: i get my tweet on in alcoholic anon

 Ian: HAbahba

 me: i get my tweet on in au bon pain

2:31 PM cuz in A-B-P we go tweeetweeet

 Ian: i get my tweet on at group dinners at hunan

  i get my tweet on because three yr olds have never used CD-ROMs

2:33 PM me: i get my tweet on eating mexican flan

2:34 PM Ian: opening line: "i get my tweet on and here's why i made this song"

25 minutes

3:00 PM me: i get my tweet on eating a bon bon

3:02 PM Ian: omg its pourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring

 me: the clouds hur look ominous

3:07 PM Ian: last day of worrkr tmrwww

 me: fo serious?

 Ian: yayayayag

  yayah*

 me: i end next friday

  the 7th

3:08 PM Ian: haha iw ant to get out asap

*Because I don't know how to recall old Gchats, Emmy sent this to me. So "me" is really Emmy, and Ian is obviously me. Confused yet?